Red Hot Chili Peppers: Return of the Dream Canteen Review


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Released: 2022

Genres: Alternative Rock, Funk Rock, Pop Rock, Psychedelic Rock

The Musiquarium’s Return of the Dream Canteen Review Score: 6 out of 10

Arriving only six months after their last album (Unlimited Love), Return of the Dream Canteen is another serving of 17 Rick Rubin-produced Red Hot Chili Peppers songs, with this batch being the more experimental of the two.

On Tippa My Tongue, Anthony Kiedis makes a callback to the Blood Sugar Sex Magik track, Funky Monks, and 30 years later, they’ve still got it (also see, Peace and Love). Elsewhere, the album foregoes a lot of the group’s typical funk rock for branching out. Eddie is a soulful tribute to the late Eddie Van Halen, with a glorious John Frusciante solo, though Kiedis’ lyrics are a bit corny, despite his earnestness.

Frusciante’s guitar on The Police-like dub of Handful is also quite sleek. My Cigarette uses a drum machine and synthesizers, but it sounds as dated as much of the band’s material from the 1980s. The Drummer uses prog rock-like synths that should have been left in the seventies, though I suppose it was a bold choice for a single.

La La La La La La La La is a slow ballad, though it can come off as a bit schmaltzy. Carry Me Home is a blues track with Frusciante flexing his love for Hendrix. The closer, In the Snow, has another generic-sounding drum machine, as well as 808 cowbells that would have expired by the end of the eighties.

John Frusciante’s guitar-playing is always top-notch, and Flea is also on fire throughout Return of the Dream Machine, but that’s nothing shocking. Anthony Kiedis’ performances are a mixed bag as usual, with plenty of lyrics that verge on sounding like Dr. Seuss poems, but just try to imagine the band without him and it wouldn’t sound like R.H.C.P.

Return of the Dream Machine is a more colourful and adventurous album than the relatively safe Unlimited Love (though it’s not necessarily better), but not every experiment sticks. At it’s best, this is one of Red Hot Chili Peppers’ more curious albums, but in the end, it’s still another mediocre album from Red Hot Chili Peppers.

For credit breakdowns and historic release details, view Red Hot Chili Peppers on Discogs.

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Written by Brett Nippard


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